Mommy mind

I recently received an email that had a link in it to "11 Pro Hair Secrets You Can Use". I've been in a hair funk lately so I figured, with all my extra time (ha ha), why not, and clicked on it. They had random tips, most of which I didn't find helpful. But one of them said "Make Blowouts Last Longer". Before I read more I thought, why would I want a poop blowout to last longer, that's just gross and messy. (wait for it) ...Ohhhhh, you mean blow drying your hair, don't you? Apparently I need to get out more.